dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

(via dutchster)

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via dutchster)

kangarootcanal:

accidentally opening internet explorer

image

(via cakejam)

miaowzaki:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

miaowzaki:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(Source: gumioid, via zackisontumblr)

unclefather:

when you go back to math class after summer break

image

(via whitedad)

dalislikes:

fuck all ya’ll iphones and shit i want this 

dalislikes:

fuck all ya’ll iphones and shit i want this 

(Source: adidas-goth, via thiccthot)

me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want

zodiacbaby:

"so u tryna fuck?"

"hold on let me check my horoscope" 

(via thiccthot)

svveden:

we took him on a car ride

svveden:

we took him on a car ride